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My lyptian , look into my eyes

Leap into my brainwashed mind
Give me the tools my band does rhyme
We'll go on tour of the pyramids
Make for me some brainwashed kids

Sure, my lyptian
feed the flesh and the furl
ha ha ha ha

Open my mouth so my hands can live
See how I live, see how I live
kill kill kill kill

I'ma roof of the pantheon
see how its on, see how its on
dead wrong wrong

can I have my body back?


We can share the power


You can have the honor


C'mon man give me body back

No no....

I'm still in here
I'm still in here
I am that man whose life was taken
I am that man with him

oooh ahh

I'll take you to the ends of the earth
Your death is in my breath

I'll climb out of him


from Quantaundron?, released March 17, 2017



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The Pucumber Sasssquash Family Band Hamilton, Ontario

zucchini jackson - barf
asarahguts - ax
joshua rad radish - squamp
annichoke - small mouth bass
dj castrated eggplant - qis
potadre celeriasis - doldrums

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